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Attributes

  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 180 lbs.
  • Age: 38
  • Appearance: Ruggedly handsome
  • IQ: Unknown, beyond available scales

Hobbies

  • Sky diving
  • Mountain climbing
  • Alligator wrestling

Personality

  • Party animal
  • Ultra conservative liberal
  • Sometimes prone to exaggeration

 

 

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals, we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
--Jeff Stilson
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