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Attributes

  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 180 lbs.
  • Age: 38
  • Appearance: Ruggedly handsome
  • IQ: Unknown, beyond available scales

Hobbies

  • Sky diving
  • Mountain climbing
  • Alligator wrestling

Personality

  • Party animal
  • Ultra conservative liberal
  • Sometimes prone to exaggeration

 

 

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
--David Letterman
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