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Test results1 have shown that reading my blog improves the economy; helps reduce global warming; is generally good for the environment; promotes world peace; and helps to fight off alien invasive species from other galaxies. It is also shown to be helpful in improving the health of your sense of humor, which is important to keep you from bashing your head against the wall during difficult moments. (Test results have been claimed to vary).




1These tests were not a scientific survey. Participants were not randomly selected. The test results reflect only the opinion of those who were chosen to participate. Click HERE for a complete list of participants.


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